if you won't let psycho girls go down on you, then the terrorists have already won.
so last night was a little bit of shaken & stirred sans martini, plus whiskey & brandy. its safe to say that whiskey & brandy are the names of two strippers that we had come over & fuck us up. thanks whiskey & brandy, you are a pair of special girls. you gave everyone in the room a hard-on at the same time but we didn't mind until christopher barfed all over the dog. it happened like this: click, bang. sound of a new round being chambered. i like to thing of bullets being chambered, dancing waltzes & carrying on stately conversations. truth to be told (let me be honest with you) there is a whole lot more jedi knight & mortal kombat ninja action being left unsaid.