mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli

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i'm weirdly nostalgic today.

this morning i grabbed the salad dressing out of the fridge & poured it on a handful of spinach & them crammed it in my craw. does that count as a special "hand-salad?" sushi has hand-rolls, & thats basically seaweed & rice & shit! so i think i must have invented the hand-salad. next time i'm gonna grab some croutons first- croutons like caltrops. i'm the world's first polymath sociopath. all you motherfuckers better fear my wrath. this lyrical entry's about to turn into a bloodbath, 'cause mordicai-darlings about to go on the fucking warpath!

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