i'm a working man. i work the hell out of my store! or well, uh. i am at least a helpful clerk? today's colourful (read: black) crazy fellow was named richard. he walks into our store listening to his head phones on full. this is what he says:
richard: public enemy. everyone else: ??? richard:.... richard:.... richard: public enemy!
it was a lot of dosie doe action. it messed up everybodies scrabble game.