mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli
mordicai
  • Mood: i <3 bannanas.
  • Music: fuck this entire world i'm going to destroy it.
i took my first poop at school today! i was lucky; i found a remote tree & a bush with soft, ample leaves. then i threw my poop right at my classmate! my teacher was so impressed, she gave me a bannana! then i learned more sign language. when class is done, i'm going to go home to the man in the yellow hat & he's going to put my bannana peel on the fridge! i go to monkey school!
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