fyi, i am sixty-five million (65,000,000) years old.
i first masturbated when i was fifteen (15). i guess i was a late bloomer or whatever, because i didn't loose my virginity till i was nineteen (19) & then i lost it to the girl i'm living with now. back to flogging the bishop; i guess i just wasn't all that compelled by biology. even when i did start, it was mostly to stall for time; it was easter & i really didn't want to go to church. i never want to go to church.