Phone Post:

“so this is a rough paraphrase of the last phone message i left:

"uh, hi mom its me, i, uh, i's just callin' to see whats up and, um, well so jenny missed her period this month and, uh, and we took one of those home pregnancy tests and it was inconclusive so i was just calling to, i guess, give you the heads up that maybe you're a grandma - SIKE! SIKE! SIKE! SIKE! SIKE!"”

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