hahahah i am only nice as long as i have dungeons & dragons to think about.
i am so great. its like i have an internal switch somewhere inside my skull. turned one way, & i can only feel transient happiness through the amusing misfortunes of others. crank that baby the other direction though, & as long as i can spend my free time thinking about the new 3.5 damage reduction mechanics, i'm an okay guy to know. everybody is just as real to me as 6 statistics. if i meet you on the street i assume you are an npc. killing you might get me into trouble with the town guard. i hate the fucking town guard & how they always seem to know it was you. its a world of npcs & i'm a fucking antipaladin. fucking great.
yeah, i have a hook for a hand.