i'm a mouthful of teeth today. i'm quiet as fucking hell till i snap. don't fucking confront me. i goblin-soldier my way over to financial aid & kill a few birds with one stone. i step on a queen carpenter bee on my way over. there are snags so i sit down right the fuck there & unsnag them. play your elevator music, guys, i'm imperial march today. my swerve on means crossing double yellow lines to hit wildlife. i can't even take a day off from this heart in my throat guff.