update: on my way out they kidnapped me & made me go into the tornado shelter! what the fuck nonsense is that. but i shared my near-death experiance with hiroyuki, dyani, & jason waskovich. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THEY ARE MAKING ME GO BACK INTO THE SHELTER AGAIN!!
update: during this tornado shelter experiance, i explored until i found the playboy archives, & i read through old skin mags from yesteryear. one of the letters in the playboy advisor was even from good old kent ohio, if you believe that. oh & i saw a magic jellyfish.