i won a prototype segway on an ebay auction called "the menuedo" it is surprisingly hard to manuever. me stepping onto my new segway for the first time. i can see why the president fell off of one! they can be tricky. a goblin can ride very swiftly on a segway. here i am parking it, i think. i am a proud owner of a segway (notice the "s"). i wear mismatching black, sometimes.