mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli
mordicai
  • Mood: brooklyn lonely.
  • Music: rasputina- "all tommorow's parties"

the senate, filled with gunfire.

goodmorning vietnam you sunlight motherfucker. i guess its one of those days where i think about setting up an aquarium & having pet fish. jeff k. hacked my fish tank. i chalk this irrational ichthyintrest up to the idle tides of my heart & decide to daydream about chipotle. which is funny. because i guess if we were talking corporate sponsorship? that'd be my pbs tagline. this livejournal brought to you by donations from chipotle & by viewers like you. fuck this. i'm going to start thinking about godzilla. he has radioactive breath, motherfucker. what are you going to do about that! if you answer is other than "think real hard about the adorable trauma the japanese people had with the conclusion of wwii when we nuked them twice" then you are a pussy! but if you feel bad for them, you are even worse than the previously mentioned pussy. because you may recall that japan was an imperial nation with many cleverly devised warcrafts. don't forget that just because they started making hello kitty vibrators. shit, i can't stop hoping for abduction by ufos because at least then they could swing by chipotle & pick me up a burrito. i like to order the chicken, with rice & cilantro, black beans, both the (very) hot salsa & the corn medium salsa, sour cream, lettuce, & cheese. two things, thousands of ways, but that is my favorite.


M caeli: you open your heart up like a paper scroll.
M caeli: & i unfold like scissors.
M caeli: but we only end up in ribbons.
levinine: black and red
M caeli: wrapped together for our own holiday together.
levinine: we're a holiday everytime we get together
M caeli: & when we arn't together, we leave a chair open, like passover.
levinine: with a glass of wine

M caeli: i'm a sailor, huh?
M caeli: but i have already beaten the king of the sea!
levinine: you certainly are swarthy enough to be one
M caeli: yar-har!
levinine: will you tell me about the sea!!??!!!
M caeli: THE SEA IS A HARSH MISTRESS. WHICH IS WHY I ONLY FLIRT WITH HER ALSO ALL MY HEART IS DEVOTED TO YOU & A BOTTLE OF RUM.
M caeli: no, it is true. i have only one port so that i can say i have a woman in every one.

M caeli: love love love
M caeli: is stronger than justice.
levinine: that certainly must be true
levinine: byebye
M caeli: you are worth any sack of wasps.
M caeli: goodnight

ps. godamn it i want chipotle so much. part of the offshoot of this is that i think about what a good boyfriend i am because when jenny mentioned her corporate sponsor, mcdonalds, i went & bought it for her & then successfully snuck up on her to surprise her with it. & made her smile like a shark. but she is in new york. so she will not be surprising me with chipotle! also, jeremy has left for florida while i was gone. forever. & now phillip mentions that chipotle might not even be open. but he is my hero! he is coming over here to be my chipotle buddy. so now i have to put on pants.

pps. thanks internet for not requiring me to wear pants.
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