M caeli: you open your heart up like a paper scroll.
M caeli: & i unfold like scissors.
M caeli: but we only end up in ribbons.
levinine: black and red
M caeli: wrapped together for our own holiday together.
levinine: we're a holiday everytime we get together
M caeli: & when we arn't together, we leave a chair open, like passover.
levinine: with a glass of wine
M caeli: i'm a sailor, huh?
M caeli: but i have already beaten the king of the sea!
levinine: you certainly are swarthy enough to be one
M caeli: yar-har!
levinine: will you tell me about the sea!!??!!!
M caeli: THE SEA IS A HARSH MISTRESS. WHICH IS WHY I ONLY FLIRT WITH HER ALSO ALL MY HEART IS DEVOTED TO YOU & A BOTTLE OF RUM.
M caeli: no, it is true. i have only one port so that i can say i have a woman in every one.
M caeli: love love love
M caeli: is stronger than justice.
levinine: that certainly must be true
M caeli: you are worth any sack of wasps.
M caeli: goodnight
ps. godamn it i want chipotle so much. part of the offshoot of this is that i think about what a good boyfriend i am because when jenny mentioned her corporate sponsor, mcdonalds, i went & bought it for her & then successfully snuck up on her to surprise her with it. & made her smile like a shark. but she is in new york. so she will not be surprising me with chipotle! also, jeremy has left for florida while i was gone. forever. & now phillip mentions that chipotle might not even be open. but he is my hero! he is coming over here to be my chipotle buddy. so now i have to put on pants.
pps. thanks internet for not requiring me to wear pants.