there is this history cartoon that i can't make heads of tails of. or more precisely, what demographic it is aimed at. its not the cute celebrity voices from actors working of community service hours show, its this lnn show, which apparently focuses on some nebulous "founding fathers" era. one segment involved trying to get us to guess what song that was popular then was still popular now; unsurprisingly, it was yankeedoodle, but how did they try to "clue us in?" by playing the song without words, & also, showing the lyrics on the screen with certain essential words replaced with pictures: for instance "feather." but then they had a "mystery guest" segment, which involved clues such as "he was the viginian congressional delegate during the constitutional debates." eventually they gave the clue "fourth president of the united states," but fuck, i didn't know it was james madison till then, so how is a kid supposed to? is it all of a sudden important to know all kinds of crazy white people lies? i am so confused. does this have to do with the cia inventing crack to keep the ghetto-factories up & running? oh fuck. they actually just said "long live george washington, president of the united states of america!" while he stood on a balcony looking all royal. um, wasn't the whole point of america making sure that there wasn't one guy who was boss? which is pretty alright; its not democracy to empower the everyman, but to dilute the power of monarchy amongst the capable. wait, did the cia invent meiosis or was that aliens? if aliens invented meiosis, then thanks! because that is sex.
i just watched hot wet american summer, & thought it was pretty fucking great. for instance, the caped boy, with the twenty (20) sided die? yes, oh yes, it was pretty fucking okay. aaron didn't like it though. but i put him in a bad mood by eating his potato soup while he was on the telephone. & by giving him a coupon for a free rental that expired a year ago. & for poking him in the eye. hard. & reminding him that in the end, even michael landon was not granted power by the lord to defy the cancer growing within him. unless michael landon had the hiv. we are not sure.
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