i keep sticking these yellow post-it pads to my shirt in order to remember things. not that the really make any sense. i apparently think patent oswald is funny, & that big chuck & little john have what it takes to host local cable? i want to mention pumpkins, & that donnie walberg is probably the creepiest person alive. also, sime half formed idea from watching office space about how if everyone hates their job i can't understand why we don't topple society.