if i smile all the way even jenny calls me a monster.
sweet baby jesus christ. not only have i graduated from one half (1/2) of a bottle of vodka to three fourths (3/4), but i also, just like totally functional person, changed my music. the reason you can tell i'm a fucking all-star? is that i put in they might be giants. forget that fact that like, all the lights in my apartment were on. aaron didn't come home- that either means he is more dead than i am, or he was more drunk. okay? if aaron is dead, that would be hillarious. school with scooby.
