WELCOME TO "THE WATCHTOWER"
(i want to write on a pig with a stylus of some kind! for instance, a marker!)
its a funny life when "what" is a more applicable question than "who."
what a piece of work is man!
how noble in reason! how infinite in faculties!
in form and moving, how express and admirable!
in action how like an angel
listen up, mother fuckers. there is a reason that even the pussy angels in the gospels say "fear not" to everybody when they meet up. i mean, i'm sitting at jess' today watching five (5) minutes of city of angels while i was eating the rest of my tadpolesin my tadpole hat, & this little kid is hanging on the neck of an angel. like they are some cuddly motherfuckers. & here is me saying "hey kid? do you have an older sibling? because if not, precedent would suggest that you might want to get the fuck out of dodge. also, definately don't make fun of elijah. unless you really like teddy bears. who kill you."
for instance, me talking to jeff: "no one quotes leviticus unless they are joking!"
