mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli

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you get to eat ice cream all day, just like an angel.

what is it with holy figures & healing? a much better gimmick would be if they could just make you cut. like, ding! the work out of a lifetime! try jesus' new bread & fish diet, guarenteed to get you into better shape in thirty (30) seconds! there could be the jainism all fruit regimine, the wandering & mana workout, john of patmos' miracle diet drug (rev. 10:9); the possibilities are limitless.

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