this is like opening a pack of pre-sliced cheese to find that all the folds on the wrappers are perpindicular, pointing away from any way you might try to open them from. but this morning was oh so. i think to myself. "i'll answer the phone. in the 3 seconds it takes me to get to it, i will pretend it is jenny calling me." but i was wrong. because it actually was jenny calling me. & she says "what was the matter with you last night?" & the best i can come with is "i don't remember." i don't even remember who dumped all their drink all over me. happy birthday jeremy, why don't you take care of me.