other aliases include: what the motherfuck. if you only have office hour
but i went, & i even stopped myself from, you know, drinking until all my school troubles were a distant mote, the proverbial pea in this prince's bed. or from playing video games, or wasting time on the interweb. or even from the semi-constructive going to the gym & endorphining it into oblivion. i mean, the incident was a total failure, but at least i gave it the old sports night try. i showed up, & i saw what happened. napolean would have laughed, true, but there is this comfort: i could kick his ass.