number two. next time, get up & pause it yourself, dumbass.
number one. BLOODY COCK IS ROCK & ROLL.
2. i am a loser for being distracted from sexual advances by television. admittedly it was buffy dvd, which has been de rigur since jenny got two seasons worth of dvds for christmas, but still, no excuse. jenny was all over me at the time, but now she is soundly asleep.
additionally: jenny's grandparents invented a kind of apple.