Music:crown me king- "hot chocolate & salty sweets"
i got these kidneys...(or: jenny wouldn't take stolen kidneys or: harvesting!)
the thing about hearing the things you did when you were drunk is that it is very believably things you might do. like stealing everyone's shoes, or in this case? last night i lost my keys, & insisted that i didn't need keys. i'd get into the apartment through magic. then i insisted that magic was better than keys. i don't fucking need keys! then i berated jenny for looking for the keys, instead of trusting in magic. yep, that sounds like me. the part where i made her cry alot, that sounds like me too, but that i'm not so pumpkin-pie pleased about. i don't want her to cry.
i'm afraid of the deli. i accidentally order two sandwiches. but they call me amigo!