Yesterday, onatopofthings took me to go see Stuffed & Unstrung, the dirty muppet improv sketch show. Jenny was too under the weather to come, which was a bummer but there you have it. I was once again stymied on restaurants. I just don't have a Mid-Town game! I can maybe go to cheap & decent places around there, I can find you one of those, but I don't have like, the same mojo I've got in Brooklyn. Anyhow, that disclaimer is there to tell you how we ended up at Heartland Brewery, or as I like to call it, Gotham's Bennigans. I shouldn't really complain; the buffalo burger I had was good & so was the asparagus I got instead of french fries. Ryan & I split a "voyage" of
It wasn't a day for Seuss, or a night, or whatever. It was Henson time! We went to the theater & settled in. Ryan has the ability to select front row seats, no matter what show it is. It is comical, & fun. Sometimes it is strange, like at Guys & Dolls where we could see all the secret stage entrances & egresses. Usually though it is like this, full access! He can do it anywhere, no matter how seats are determined. Lottery, whatever. So, the show was fun. The alien morgue sketch was probably my favorite, followed by the crowd favorite: the cute puppy rap about herpes on Sarah Palin's butt. The show is set up so that on the screens you can see just the puppets, as if it was the Muppet Show or Sesame Street but I spent most of the time watching the puppeteers on stage. Improv is rough, but you know, puppets are awesome. Muppets are even better. I also liked the venue a lot: Union Square Theater. Nice ceiling, good access to concessions, people coming around selling drinks, & just generally pretty. & the intermission showed streaming updates of the twitter buzz about the show, which was interactive & fun. Bawdy puppets! The three suggestions I shouted, they used: "What is something weird to be addicted to?" SPIDERS! "What is a reason someone would be in a police station?" ASSASSINATIONS! "What would the mascot of Bob Sagat High School be?" THE JOEYS!
The real highlight of the show was...well. So they bring a couple up on stage-- apparently this is a thing they do-- & they have them recount their romantic history. So a couple comes up & they are all "oh, we've been together for 12 years...off & on...lets say 7 years, straight." & they are laughing but the girl is also like "yes, just dating. Boyfriend & girlfriend, 12 years..." The guy just keeps pushing the microphone to her, like he's shy. So the girl tells them about their first date-- they got expensive fish, but the dinner was bad & then they got Wendy's. Okay, so the muppets start acting out the date, the couple is supposed to ding the bell if they get a detail right, & buzz if they get them wrong. & it is funny & all but then the muppet guy is like "I think this date is going really well. I feel like we have a connection. In fact, I feel like in 10, 12 years, we will go on another date, to an amazing puppet show, & there I'll pop the question. Like for real. This isn't a joke, for real he's asking you to marry him, this is a real ring," says the puppet(teer), digging a ring out. & the guy gets on his knees & the girl is so surprised she does to & aww! She rang the bell to agree! To consent to wed. I'm maybe a sucker for romance. Also I'm a sucker for the free prosecco that they gave every one to toast the couple with. Thanks Cavit for donating it; that is the kind of advertising I notice. Also I'm totally a sap.