August 10th, 2005

dracular

"i can tell by your outfit that you are a cowboy."

ceasar & azreal were putting the almost-finishing touches on the ghost-trap yesterday, so i had to stay home from work to keep my eye on those fickle angels. azreal kept apologising for the inconvienance, & i didn't correct him, 'cause yeah, it was a bit of a hassle, what with the walls rotting away to reveal the skeleton of the building. i was a little put out, thanks for noticing. but they put up this fine mesh, which i guess is supposed to trap the ectoplasmic form of the spirit in the walls of the building? maybe it isn't a ghost, but some ancient hearth-god, whose magics are suckled to make the radiators run or something. i don't know exactly. but i did put some ritual magics of my own down, thank you very much. had them plaster my name behind those walls. sanctum sanctorum, what? & eventually ceasars boss grande, azreal (that makes him from, what, the 9th host?) left, but shit if things arn't all done! they totally didn't take care of behind the refrigerator, for one, & for two, they have to paint everything & whatever.
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    crown me king- hobbies include reaping, chess.
goblin king

half plant, half zombie, all grundy.

Poll #549497 in a gotham second.

how many batgirls does it take to beat superman?

five.
3(14.3%)
fifty.
2(9.5%)
two; one old batgirl, one new.
8(38.1%)
no ammount of batgirls can defeat the man of steel.
3(14.3%)
a lot, just like, thousands & thousands.
5(23.8%)

if you where a batman villian, what would your outward disfigurement be?

what is more important to batman?

reputation.
4(20.0%)
effectiveness.
16(80.0%)

how many arkhams does it take to beat new genesis?

1
1(5.6%)
2
4(22.2%)
10
0(0.0%)
100
0(0.0%)
1, if darkseid supplies weapons.
3(16.7%)
just the joker could do it, if teamed up with darkseid.
4(22.2%)
1, if arkham was on apokalips.
3(16.7%)
the new gods would kick arkham asylum's ass so hard, b.
3(16.7%)

if batman started training YOU, today, to be in the bat family, how long would it take till you were ready?

6 months.
3(13.6%)
1 year.
9(40.9%)
5 years.
7(31.8%)
10 years.
2(9.1%)
i could never measure up.
1(4.5%)
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    crown me king- superman versus black adam (black & blue dub)
goblin sneak

surfer girl, surgery girl.

so if i started talking about cutting the tethers on this zepplin, on always winter never christmas, i bet motherfuckers would hear it as a dirge. but you know me. the villians win the day & turn it into forever night? is basically my best case scenario. if i'm going to be expected to hang on for one more day, it better be a day spent in eternal eclipse. i mean, now that ceasar & azreal have boxed the ghost back up in the walls, who do i have to keep me company? i mean, he even lived in the walls, which is where me & all my angel friends do all of our important living.

today walking home from the subway (as per the usual, i got out at grand army plaza, another den of angels), i decided that i want, really badly, to write the nightwing comic. not the dick grayson comic, not the "robin all growed up" comic. but the actual, original nightwing. see, nightwing (dick g.) got his name from superman. when he was all kicked out of the bat family, when the batman was all "fuck off, dick!" he went to supes & was all "i am without guidance!" & superman was like "uh...i don't...how do i say this...i don't need a sidekick." & grayson was all "fuck you! that isn't what i meant!" then superman tells him about some kryptonian legend, basically he tells him about the kryptonian batman. who was named nightwing. anyhow, i can't decide which is better! nightwing as a batman on krypton, or nightwing on yellow sun'ed earth being basically batman with superman's powers.
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