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Mork & Mindy. (30)

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? by Mindy Kaling.

Ain't 'fraid of no ghost?
Watch Bridging the Underworld
with Mac Teegarden.

Mindy Kaling is right. It does take me forever to put my shoes on. I don't know why, but I counter her question in the eponymous essay "Why Do Men Put On Their Shoes So Slowly?" with a question of my own: how do women put on their shoes so fast? Don't you even bother to lace them up tight? What if you need to deal with a sudden velociraptor attack? Questions. You might be asking yourself, "isn't Mindy Kaling a little bit young to be writing an autobiography?" to which I answer "what, settle down, she's a professional writer who wrote a funnybook, why are acting like this is her Mein Kampf?" This isn't some pretentious meditation on the art of being a writer or the struggle of being an immigrant's kid; it is a book of humorous anecdotes & musings. The end. Some of them are autobiographical, in the way that jokes often mine a person's life, but this isn't a saga of bildungsroman. This book was, by the way, Sherene's pick for the Eleven-Books Club. I don't know what to tell you, I like Mindy Kaling. She lived in Windsor Terrace & wants to complain about the G train; she's my kind of people. She has a whole bit glorifying the "Irish Exit," where you duck out of a party without saying goodbye. Hey, I do that! She writes a paean to how stories don't have to end with marriage, which is a personal pet peeve of mine (witness Peter Parker & Mary Jane Watson selling their True Love™ to the Devil) & she has multiple bits on how Amy Poehler is the best person ever (see pages 130, 136 & 185, especially). Which confirms my suspicions that Amy Poehler is the best person ever. & for the record, I would see the following movies in the theater: King Tut versus King Kong, Fat Astronaut, Darling (Peter Pan from the point of view of the Darling family's alcoholic dad). & I would see the following movies on DVD: Crest Whitestripes, Sharks versus Volcanoes. Just a sort of FYI. Also, I would like to note that this Gorey picture is Mindy Kaling's Twitter background:

Tags: 11books, 11booksclub, books, haiku, kaling
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