November 21st, 2004


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so at one point the wizard says to the tin man something like "you know, how big your heart is is judged by how many people love you, not by how many people you love." i promise thats what happened! i only watched the movie for the wicked witch/flying monkeys part, but seriously, that is what that guy said. so now i am officially the biggest hearted creature ever. just think of how many people i've suckered into loving me! (ps if you are reading this, i don't mean you. your love i genuinely cherish. etc.)

watched the third matrix movie again tonight. i'm still kind of mystified that people didn't like it. like- the first movie was okay, but the freshman level philosophy had to go. the second movie was a little better, plus had way better fights. the third? man, getting sick of the whole "matrix fighting fucking thing" when you are making a matrix movie? is awesome. like, those guys decided to have the big fight be dudes in mecha! how can everyone hate that movie. & as she is apt to point out, jenny is the only person, famous or otherwise, to have anything intresting critical to say about it (e.g. the humans are all square frames & classical techno types, while the forces of the machine are all organic n' shit).

hey, speaking of video format. vh1 had this 40 least metal moments in history show. about half of them i agreed with. the other half? ridiculous! like, isn't having milton burle in your video in drag MEGA metal? also, & i swear this happened, that dude from anthrax with the funny beard? made fun of uh...europe. the band? for coming from sweden. then all the other guest hosts made fun of sweden. guess what fuckers? not only is bad-ass sparrowhills from sweden, but they are the only country (besides germany & arguably japan) actually making metal. so you fucking know-nothing. also your #1 top non-metal moment should have been metallica killing napster. way to go metal-lords! you are the fucking man! as in, "black people hate 'the man.'"
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    crown me king- cutest sleeping girl in the empire state

my favorite oven temperature is 350 degrees.

you know something i've always hated? that in good omens, the apocalypse-horseman pestilance is replace with "pollution." there is some mumbo jumbo about how pestilance was never the same after the invention of penicillan, etc? but what a bunch of fucking hooey. every heard of aids, neil? how about ebola? hey, you know, i think i heard something about various bacteria developing an immunity to every fucking antibiotic humans have. where as pollution? don't get me wrong. global warming is real, resources are limited, so on & so on. but comeon. compared to pestillance? shove off. on a related note, i hate when people complain about nuclear waste like it is the worst thing ever. guess what fucker? the plastic around your morning star faux-burgers will last just as long! the coal burnt to light up your apartment is far worse than the water boiled to light up a guy's apartment in perry. so fuck you, just...fuck you. on the other hand- car manufacturers? this "hybrid" car thing? can you fucking make it factory standard already? conserving forward momentum is the most fucking obvious & brilliant thing. seriously, make this the norm. i don't give a fuck if people want to complain about it taking longer to go from zero to 60 or lower top speeds. those are the same fucking morons who own an suv but live in the city. don't get me wrong, i'm not against petrol entirely. if you are a trucker or something? something where that efficiancy is needed? then by all means. i just want capitalism to be a little more long sighted.

last night i ran to the liquor store, & then i ran. came home with wine. because jenny was fucking drinking coffee at 10 pm (ten post-meridian)! she needed something else to put in her mouth (& yes, i had some ideas of my own, but no dice). we watched saturday night live, first thing, before matrix: revolutions. i think my opinion about saturday night live is this: jimmy fallon has been the most influential cast member since chris farley died, maybe even since mike meyers left. the thing is? jimmy fallon is NOT FUNNY. but he thinks everybody else is hillarious. which leads to him mostly cracking up every time he's in a sketch. on top of that, he's cute & likeable. which leads to this: the meta-joke. i mean, saturday night live is not funny anymore. its pretty much shit. but. but everyone seems to be having so much fun, that it becomes funny, watching them act unprofessional, splitting their sides with laughter. anyhow, thats what i think.cro
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    crown me king- good morning sun, i am an eclipse.