February 27th, 2004

ringwraith

SIKE!

SIKE SIKE SIKE!
SIKE SIKE SIKE! SIKE SIKE SIKE! SIKE SIKE SIKE!
SIKE SIKE SIKE! SIKE SIKE SIKE, SIKE SIKE SIKE!
SIKE SIKE SIKE? SIKE! SIKE, SIKE SIKE SIKE SIKE? SIKE SIKE!

PSYCHING YOU THE FUCK OUT SINCE 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
BUT FRESH FOR 2004!
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ringwraith

Phone Post:

VoicePost
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“so this is a rough paraphrase of the last phone message i left:

"uh, hi mom its me, i, uh, i's just callin' to see whats up and, um, well so jenny missed her period this month and, uh, and we took one of those home pregnancy tests and it was inconclusive so i was just calling to, i guess, give you the heads up that maybe you're a grandma - SIKE! SIKE! SIKE! SIKE! SIKE!"”

Transcribed by: onatopofthings
ringwraith

the way that midnight glistens offa spur.

i got a fucking voice mail message today from a dead girl. mostly just static but i'm pretty sure from the sound of her voice that she was standing in a large, empty place. in my father's house there are many rooms,dig, ergo she's lost in heaven. the message, generously unintelligable, mentioned something about toadstools, i think; something about silos with pregnant missiles humming in their berths. one of those fairyland commits atrocity sort of bubbles, skin translucent & shimmering- you could see right through to the other side.
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m-ouse ears.

the emotions of space aliens.

notes: the totemic mention of the trilobite is one of the key elements to the spells association with the long dead- rather than invoke symbolic agents of recent death (or undeath) such as corpses or zombies, this dweomer streaches back into a longer count of bones. the ritual repetition of "even death may die." the colour beyond the band of visible light. the blonde joke is intended as a safe-guard against the dilletente- its slipshod translation into ugaritic is a purposeful corruption. the element of randomization required to avoid negative thaumagenesis is provided by the lottery of babylon.

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