June 26th, 2003

closeup samurai

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my dreams last night centered around super-powered individuals & child-abuse work camps. for the most part there was lots of animie style running along rooftops; one scene dealt with the ninja sliding down two vertical beams that slowly widened by using his legs, then walking it down on his hands, all at high speed. he was then caught & killed by his best friend, an old man who was the world's formost security specialist. outside my apartment was a zentraedi sized woman, giant to the tune of fifty five feet (55'), who would try to smash me to bits with her porportionally sized sword while i ran away from her with fleet feet. we paused for a moment to catch our breath & i asked he if she ever got tired of this, to which she replied that she thought she was falling in love with me.

all this was spliced with scenes of maybe super-powered or gay youth being abused to the point of exhaustion. of holes in the ground labeled execution holes, because they just would push you in there & leave you until you died. if you fell asleep the couciler would shake you awake, so that you were not allowed to sleep even a little. the boys & girls were regularly tied to the poles in closests & left there or tied to nails sticking out of walls & whiped with bike chains.

i also got a little black kitten. i had to search the hotel room i was staying in for food to feed it, while it waited in the bathtub. i left it with a little water & a couple croutons in the bathtub so it wouldn't shit everywhere while i went to mcdonalds to eat. when i came back the bathtub was half full & the kitten's head was underwater. i drained out the water & laughed that i'd managed to kill it after only a few hours. then it sort of started coughing, & was trapped in a bubble, which i popped & got the kitten out of, which turned out to be fine. eventually it grew up into a pretty sexy black girl who looked like lisa bonet a little.
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    stone temple pilots- "big empty"
blur shotgun

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today was laundry day, & boy was i pissed for the duration. the driers here in my apartment complex fucking suck. not even just suck in the way that you can't actually put a whole load in a college town drier & expect it to work way. oh no. just because i'm a maniac scientist, i put one load in the drier without actually putting quarters in. just letting it sit there. it turned out just as dry as the drier loads i put in twice. i was astounded, if by astounded you mean asking myself "what is seventy-five cents ($.75) times six (6)? now all the furniture in my apartment is draped in sheets like ghosts, & every available place to hang something has a shirt. it feels real laverne & fucking shirley.

also, why is it that at the gym the area i most want to improve is the one that is hardest to target? i hate having a body predisposed towards a beer belly while also having a savannah predator metabolism. eh, who am i kidding. i'm not all that worried about it. i just think i look silly lifting sometimes when my shirt bunches up around my mid-section. but man, fuck all. give me a few more weeks & i'd give myself five (5) rounds vs. godzilla, & i'd say gamera'd have to win by tko. i'm unfuckingbreakable. give me your poor your tired & your weary. i'll chew 'em up & spit em out like a soldier tearing open a musket cartridge with his teeth. watch out, jeff noon. i mix my metaphors like fetish cocktails. & by fetish i mean malatov.
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    shirley fucking temple.
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so i have been forming a plan. the plan is simple, & therein lies its fundamental elegance. i think myself & one to a few others should take a brief drive up to mentor some night & go night swimming. we could pretty easily park at my mother's house & maybe even crash there afterwords. i just miss swimming in the lake, finding the warm & cold currents with my toes while i'm out where i can't make out anything on the shore. dreaming of leviathan, the kraken, ten foot (10') long sturgeons, mutant lamprays of epic porportions.
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    eureka, etc.