April 3rd, 2003

m-ouse ears.

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jeremy: man, my girlfriend is mad she can't watch anime with me.
m: hahaha, my girlfriend is mad because she can't have sex with me!

but to be clear. the movie sin, while not being the animated porn i expected it to be, is utterly fucking bad. also, bruno's pizza is fucking with my acid reflux stomach acid acid oh god i'm a killer who has been turned into the joker through acid reflux. anyhow, jeremy is passed out on my couch & so what the fuck ever. i wish jenny was here. because. oh my god, the things i'd do to her. like, wrists tied to bar? forget that. ankles.

yeah. i know i break the unspoken lj taboo of actually admitting i have sex. only camgirls are allowed to talk about sex, apparently. & i've lost people that i thought were more than livejournalfriendslist friends over the fact that i "turned my diary into a harlequin novel." well sorry & fuck you. apparently you've never had sex thats worth mentioning in your diary. so maybe you should get a better girl or boyfriend. did i mention that my girlfriend is hotter than yours? i love her more than androids even. so fuck you, you can't even see past your self-centered decimation to discover something better. but i can. why can i? go on, ask me, you prick. i can because devesation isn't the ends or the means, its just the results. its the remainder in the action of my long division of the universe.

yeah bitches, thats right. i use math metaphors to explain my attack on exsistance & being. go on & tell me how sexy that is. i appreciate it. but you know there is only one girl who succeeded in taking care of the rabid me. & her name is jenny. & if you even look at her funny i will fucking murder you.
  • Current Music
    emilliana torrini- "gollum's song"
goblin sneak

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I'm heartened by a sitcom that recognizes the ubiquity of recreational drug use.

in case i've not made it clear? i drink. i occasionally smoke other people's cigarettes. i drink a pot of cofee every two weeks or so. a few times, mostly when it was legal, i took ghb. but other than that? i'm more fucking dare to keep kids off drugs. i havn't ever smoked pot, for instance. so the notion that drug use is ever present is a funny one to me. because i mean- i'm hardly the christian kid who stays in his dorm room to avoid all the temptations of mankind. i know, you know, the kids who are all about shoving whatever they can into their nose, their lungs, their body somewhere, anywhere. & thats cool. but it doesn't intrest me. like- didn't they invent alchohol for that sort of mood? it is all sort of unfathomable. anhow, apparently my drunken love intrest really likes that television show. so i probably should take my pants off. because i fucking hate pants. & i am wearing such cute boxers, with octopuses (octopi) on them. & also, i hate the hell out of pants.
  • Current Music
    emilliana torrini- "gollum's song"
ringwraith

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"eyes the size of dinner plates and scores of razor-sharp hooks." "if you fell in the water next to it you would be in big trouble." "Its eight arms and two tentacles have up to 25 teeth-like hooks -- deeply rooted into muscle and able to rotate 360 degrees -- as well as the usual suckers." get your lovecraft on.
  • Current Music
    crown me king- "the jack kirby of murder"
closeup samurai

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today cortney & nine & phillip & i went to the world's largest hearing aid museum. there were some old ones disguised as glasses, or earing, or even a hair pie. my favorite was the confessionaire, which was a study hearing aid built for public use in confessionals. also included was "the history of hearing aid batteries," which was totally free! the museum even had one of those gag "over the hill" ear trumpets? but the best thing about it was that it had been sent all the way from los angeles.

then we went to the world's largest collection of babar books & memorobilia. it was in the collections & special aquisitions section of the library, which was replete with nice old books. we didn't get to look through the babar stuff long, since the archives were closing, but cortney & i found the court case that was in new york where someone tried to claim that the kingdom babar rules was not fictional, but real? lonely is the cemetary where the man who loves babar lies.

m: "but thats just the kind of guy i am."
phillip: "a scum bag?"
  • Current Music
    crown me king- "the devils of loudun"
m-ouse ears.

i won a dollar at a dice game today.

"normally i wouldn't take unmarked medication medication from men in safari outfits singing to pudding, but..."

i am playing "the oregon trail."
i hope my axel doesn't break, that would suck!

update: dude, you can buy the greatest power-ups at fort (ft.) laramie.
& woah, independence rock has DeSmet's name carved on it! DESMET!
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    everything is coming up millhouse!