January 8th, 2003


bill nye the science guy.

here i am at illscientist's house. jump, illscienst, jump! rock, illscientist, rock! & also, there are fighting robots- my phantasy star online guy is a girl, yo! she's real hot, except for that whole she-looks-like-a-girl-i-dated or whatever thing. but also, she looks like a fucked up android maid! which is fucking hot. if illscientists character could fuck my character? well lets just say. lets just say.

we went out to the so-called bowling alley for pitchers & good ole nine pins. & man, i am apparantly a fucking savant of the bowling! i kept knocking all the pins over with one roll. because the helpa the foces of evil, like. the scoring was all screwy, because the computer had been drinking, but otherwise i'm sure i'd have triumphed. or at least had a high number. go scoring!

um, then we were drinking a little bit. & there were underage girls & the one was all "oh, i wanna suck mambo's dick!" secretly to me. only she said it in girl code, which meant that it sounded like whining & bitching & she probably said feelings. so when the underage girls were like "we've got to go to our highschool dance!" or whatever, i called them on the cell phone & i said "girl a, you have to have the sex with jofus. girl b, you get to have mambo time!" & i totally think that mambo is the winner of the twins, since the girl i was assigning to him was much more attractive than the ghetto-booty other girl. but man, i wrote "ghetto-botty" the first time, & i want a ghetto bot!

julie keeps getting her goofy grin on. she says its her normal face, but me, i'm thinking its a goofy grin face. oh, & i wanted to take a photo of illscientist & me with black magic marker on our faces spelling out "DEVIL" but then instead, no.
  • Current Music
    crown me king- "my so-called bowling alley"
m-ouse ears.

jesus helps me trick people.

i never have drank so much cristal; especially not since that time i spent huddled in a bomb shelter during the wwii bombings of england. damn those v-series rockets, but bless them, too, for inviting such cheer & hospitality amongst the rubble. but now i've got alcohol breath, prompting jenny to confirm that indeed, alchohol does live in me. i have been saying for years that its a symbiotic relationship, & finally, pay off. not to mention the pay off in bling-bling, aka mad cristal drinking craziness at the casa de ill. what really classed up the evening was drooling on myself when i fell asleep. hows that for fred astair, ya fucks?
  • Current Music
    crown me king- "not drunk, but disorderly"

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i think just as a matter of personal ideology, i should let it be known that if kurt cobain had married liz phair instead of cortney love, the world would be a better place & their rock & roll magic would have resurected elvis.

early, jenny threw pans of water, trying to get a splash in my open fly. i then laid down in the water, rolling around, screaming that i was moistened towlet boy, & that i was quilted for her comfort. then i took of my costume (tm) & we watched more buffy dvd. i can't get enough of that part where spike killed the annointed one. that was great. & that girl in the bronze, during "incan mummy girl?" yeah, she was totally wearing an america bikini.

then jenny had to take a shower, but wtf? so i snuck in the shower, & maybe sneakily convinced her that having sex was a good idea. i was down on my knees, which may have affected her descicion. so we came into her room, & i went down on her & the wet spot is still there! it was big. when i saw it (read: rolled into it) i was pretty proud of myself. then i did the whole "use me to get yourself off" thing, & we came at the same time. we do that alot, the cumming at the same time; i don't know if its the whole sound thing, or the maybe muscular things she does down there when it happens, or you know, destiny or whatever. anyhow, then i ate my fishsticks.
  • Current Music
    crown me king- "choo-choo"