Gweneth Paltrow in Tom Ford.
Pros: Paltrow looks like she's from the Planet Krypton. It is awesome.
Cons: None. Haters to the left. Paltrow straight up murdered it.
Gweneth Paltrow in Tom Ford.
Pros: Gwen-Eth of the Fashion Council is right, the planet is doomed!
Cons: None. Seriously, a look so good I had to show it to you twice.
Esperanza Spalding in Prophetik.
Pros: I don't know who you are, but you look amazing. You play jazz I guess?
Cons: I don't know who you are.
Jessica Chastain in Alexander McQueen.
Pros: Q: What would it look like if you wore Dracula's curtains? A: Awesome.
Cons: Basically anyone would look good in this McQueen, though.
Anna Paquin in Emilio Pucci With Stephen Moyer.
Pros: Speaking of McQueen, this Emilio Pucci looks like it.
Cons: It isn't McQueen, though, is it? Nope.
Rooney Mara in Givenchy.
Pros: This is elegent with a hint of weirdo; I really like it.
Cons: Do we know anything about Rooney Mara? Do we like her, what is the verdict?
Maria Menounos in Johanna Johnson.
Pros: Maybe I just like that sort of sea foam green?
Cons: She's like an host for E or some paparazzi feeding entertainment show?
Zachary Quinto in Yves Saint Laurent.
Pros: Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em!
Cons: This is the dude who plays Spock looking fly as heck, what con is there?
BONUS VANITY FAIR ROUND!
Emma Stone in Chanel.
Pros: Oh Emma, in that sort of gothique split-mail, all classy & atmospheric.
Cons: Why oh why couldn't you have worn this to the red carpet?!
Elizabeth Banks at Vanity Fair in Chadwick Bell.
Pros: Wait, I think I am just a sucker for green, & feathers. I got peacocked!
Cons: At some point you have to worry that things are getting...costume.
Ginnifer Goodwin at Vanity Fair in Peter Som.
Pros: I'm a believer in short pixie hair & cinched waists.
Cons: It is a shame that television show you are on is not very good.
Lily Collins at Vanity Fair in Monique Lhuillier.
Pros: Someone basically took the "Invert" tool from MSPaint to the McQueen above?
Cons: You are a celebrity because of buzz, but maybe Mirror Mirror will rule?
Olga Kurylenko at Vanity Fair in Georges Hobeika.
Pros: Like a...sexy kimono?
Cons: Like a...sexy bathrobe?
