Yesterday I got a mysterious interoffice envelope with a 1 Subject Notebook & a Jr. Legal Pad. Weird, right? I thought so, & I joked about it, but then promptly forgot that it had happened.
Then today I got two mysterious interoffice envelopes. I can't tell anything frmo the handwriting, but the smaller envelope was first sent to HR, then...well, it is scribbled out, but it almost looks like
The big envelope had some plastic kitchen knives in it; three, to be exact...
...& a bottle with lots of things taped to it. It is a sort of "daubbing" bottle, & it has a package of iodized salt inside, along with a horoscope for Aries-- meaning they know my birthday-- that reads:
♈ Aries March 21 - April 19. Get out,
mingle and be friendly to folks from
all walks of life. There is a new ac-
quaintance waiting to meet you
who will have a strong, favorable ef-
fect on your social life.
Taped to the bottle are two straws, a curly plastic band, & a key.
There is a QR code taped to one of the straws, but no one's smart phone can get a result from it. The back of the code is the letter "R".
In the smaller envelope was a letter saying "THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?" in ransom letter font, with a ladybug sticker.
Inside there is a Rolodex card with a sticky-note attached that says (in the water mark): "HAVE YOU USED THE INTRANET TODAY?" & links to a defunct company site.
There is a picture of me as Wardlock from Witch Prison!
& this "T-O-A-R" clue, with the T at the north, the A at the east, the R at the south, & the O at the west.
(Special thanks to Brian for taking these evidence photographs.)