mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
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He can shoot lasers from his third eye.


(Nino took this picture of me at the Oakridge Kitchen brunch class.)

IN THE CONTINUING SAGA in which bicyclists are animals, barely fit for human consumption-- a biker hit me today! Not hard, & it didn't even have to be a thing, but it was! Objectively, I was being a cheater-- I was crossing the street, at the intersection, but against the light. The traffic was non-existent, so I jay walked. So I'm not crystal pure here! The biker on the other hand is cast in wickedness! He had the vices of the worst kind of bicyclist; he acted as a pedestrian when it suited him & as a vehicle when it suited him! Not to mention he was in the wrong many times over-- down the sidewalk, into the street blocking turning traffic, then pulled up into the crosswalk, out into the street, forcing traffic over & again blocking turning traffic! That was all noticed before there was shouting, collision, yelling. I shook my head-- citizen failing! Then yes-- I jay walked, & he hit me! I should note, he was turning the wrong way on a one way street! So he hit me, & hey-- you know how when you bump somebody hard on the train or in line, you say "sorry?" & how maybe if you hit someone firmly with a chunk of metal you might say "sorry?" How "sorry" is a quick word of apology that balms social hurts? Yeah, he just stared at me. So then I said "watch where you are going!"-- a rapier wit, that Mordicai. To which he replied "I'm riding my bike!" What a retort-- matched only by my "I am walking & you hit me!" Which is when he denied hitting me! "I didn't hit you!" You certainly did, moron! So I yelled at him a little! Then came to work. A little adrenaline to start the day! A good yelling to clear the system. Jerk!

Sun's day was a lot of fun! Jenny wasn't having any of me-- she was fed up after hanging out with me all day Saturn's day. I went to the gym, & watched the season finale of Solitary 4.0. I was sad when Pod 6 went home, but not surprised that Pod 2 crapped out so soon-- he was effing incredible at those squats, but they had to have punished his legs past the point of no return. Good for Pod 3. Then we went to Kira & Nino's apartment to have corned beef & cabbage with them & Robert & Judy. There was a lively discussion about genetically modified crops. That was a nice evening! Then we got home, each had a glass of wine, & watched The Guild, that Felicia Day creation/vehicle. I wasn't impressed, but that's okay. I still like Felicia Day. Uh, lets see, then yesterday I didn't do much at all! Had lunch with Marie, that is always nice. Then in the evening Jenny & I watched Daniel Tosh's comedy special. He's funny when he isn't trying to "shock" you. Offensive humor just...isn't funny, most of the time?

At Kit Marlowe & Co., I have not yet begun to talk about genre!
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