First off, eff you, cassowary. You aren't fooling me.
You aren't a bird, you are a dinosaur. You even have velociraptor claws.
I will not be tricked. You & your ilk are hilariously messed up.
I saw you a couple of times at Sea World. You are a-okay with me, murderbird.
We are friends.
I'm also friends with the most messed up bug I've everseen, the Bolivia Bug.
It is like...like Walt Disney & H.R. Giger had a baby.