. I make no guarantees that you will like what I make.
. What I create will be just for you.
. It'll be done this year.
. You have no clue what it's going to be. It may be a mix tape. It may be fiction, or a poem. I may draw or paint something. I might bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure!
. I reserve the right to do something extremely strange (you really should be worried at this point).
. The catch? Oh, the catch is that you have to--ok, maybe not have to, how about should-- put this in your journal as well, if you expect me to do something for you!