you know what i don't like? i don't like it when pretty girls don't know that i have a pretty girlfriend. like, hey, settle down everybody. i am flirting, but only since i'm a giant flirt! you know how sometimes someone will talk about their significant other & you'll be like "huh. i bet her boyfriend is fat. too bad for her!" or other like thoughts? i don't want others to entertain those thoughts of me! jenny is very pretty, & besides liking her more than everybody else (allow me to intrude a comment here: i don't think any of you exist!) i also think she is pretty, so very nice & pretty. don't think i'm dazzled by you, kid! i've got a knockout of my own at home. apropos of nothing.