mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
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i have to go volunteer at the goblin defense fund.



this is supposedly a list of "stupid" monsters from dungeon & dragons, but i beg to differ. this is a list of awesome monsters. okay, i'll grant you things like armadillephant. but giff! giant space hamsters! you are a crazy fool not to like these things. as for the living dungeon things (killer floors, killer treasure chests, killer ceilings, killer walls, whatever) i admit that clumsy use makes them somewhat silly, but used well, how fucking creepy is that? really, though, if you want creepy...





...& giant vampire frogs are definately in my game. true story. look out!
(edit: peter & i just figured out that there should be both regular vampire frogs & giant vampire frogs.)
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