sonofabitch! whatever the heck was going on with our non-flushing toilet (it'd hiss, & if you held it down long enough, would flush) is apparently the end of the fucking world, because ceasar is still struggling with it, & you know what? now i really have to use it! my guts are falling out all over the place! my own damn fault for mainlining coffee. oh, & great! now the toilet won't stop flushing, & the super has left the building! okay, it did stop, but only after like, minutes of flushing. what. the hell. at least if he comes tommorow, like we asked, someone will be off work & not, you know, me, needing to open the shop. great! swell! fantastic! time to go! get he-man!