Music:crown me king feat. mulva conway- gimme that shank
we had a customer today who kept telling me that phillip pullman was a satanist! so i sort of demured, & noted that gnosticism isn't really the same as satanism, with a sardonic smile of my own. oh! she wasn't having that. she told me she had read in an interview where he admitted to being in anton levay's church for sixteen years & was a devout, devout satan worshipper. then she named dropped having gone to columbia. i should mention she was old & had a beard. wait, did santa claus just come into my store & shit talk his dark materials? was it...a holiday miracle?