mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli

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angel of toadstools.

another, different type of new underwear. this time, it just straight up sucks. they are boxer-briefs again, but these have shorter legs. i'm basically wearing "boy cut" panties. the short stubby little legs ride up & make a lie of the "boxer" part of boxer-briefs. my pockets touch my legs! the grossest. everyone seems to think it is funny that i find it disgusting to let your pockets touch your legs. well, it is! i've got pockets full of muddy spiders, i guess. the real kickers was when i went into the bathroom & discovered that they don't have a flap. no flap! what, am i supposed to just drop trou like a drunken first grader? wear my belt around my ankles? oh, fuck these underpants.

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