tuesdays are the gilmore girls. anybody who knows anything knows that this is pretty much the best show on television, or at least, was. the last season had some major fucking problems, & this season seems to be completely missing the mark. the charm of the gilmorism is that it blends high-brow & low-brow together. with the departure of the show's creators, it looks like the writers have mis-interpreted this as middle-brow. mourn the passing of the halcyon days!
wednesdays! the big night. it started out with fordmadoxfraud coming over to grab some mexican food & then watch lost & america's next top model. these days fmf is still a headliner, but it's gone mushroom cloud, blowing up on us. now carla comes over with a smorgasbord, & ranai (sometimes, but more now that she'll be living near me) & her dude too. we used to watch namaste usa afterwords, since indian music videos are magical, but since we're such a bunch of chucklesaurus rexes, we are lucky if our drunk asses make it through lost before midnight.
what DO i do on thursdays? i can't even begin to guess. is that one of the nights where jenny works late? i think it must be. that makes it a swing night! a night on the town! hanging out with ofdays is real high on my list when that case crops up. she's a sweet plum, & told my sparrowhills that i'm her favorite. 100 wins for me. everytime i am there wisconsinjoe tries to trick me into hanging out with nyu kids that he doesn't even like!
friday? who could say!
what was satuday? normally recuperation. this last one, i grabbed lunch with bernie & worked on my dungeons & dragons game. oh wait, scratch saturday...that all happened on saturday! this past saturday i went over carla's. there was jenny, of course, then carla's sister & her girlfriend suchcartography (who i keep forgetting to stalk), jimmy & his boyfriend, jason, cindy & her boyfriend, some boss of carla's (past or present), & fmf. mostly there was fighting over board games (a classic), & lots of drinking, & pile-ons on her room-mate's bed, & then...ended...up...watching boobielicious in carla's bedroom? which was somehow my fault for mentioning watching carla's porn when we dogsit. i didn't know that the one girl in it was jenna jameson, & i was surprised to discover it! did you know that she is actually good at seeming like she is having fun in porn? the missing link in most pornography, i've found. i thought she just got famous because why not her? but maybe she's got talent, kid!
sunday is dungeons & dragons! my favorite day of the week. i havn't been able to play for about a month because of play practice, but last sunday i was able to get back in the swing full-gear. it was mike's oisos game, & not only did our spelljammer the S.S.S. Bluebeak kick the crap out of a giant monster, but we killed the hell out of some drow too, all without my sniping, cover-taking captain getting hurt. this last sunday was my game, which went well, all things considered. my canny players made a trap of poisoned meat to bait the beasts! then summoned all the forces of all the hells to kill the others. some scary shit, to be sure. now that they're depleted of poisons & spells, i hope nothing scary happens to them...