personal best! while going to the bathroom, i killed three trashbugs with one stream! you know, trashbugs-- i can't even remember the name of them really, if i ever knew it. they first started exsisting in college dorms, as those little fly-things that buzz around the bathroom/showers. i think one of the jay's dubbed them, though at the time i may have thought that was a common name for them? you know the things, the little baby flies that linger & live around the toilet bowl of shared & public restrooms? the damn things. well i just peed three of them down the drink, so fucking suck on that. nitrogenous waste removal perks, bitches. age of the beetles my ass!