| × I have broken someone's bones. (Maybe a nose?)
|| × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
|| × I hate the rain. (Samurai proverb: rain is only a problem if you mind getting wet.)
|✓ I'm paranoid at times.
|| × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I got plastic surgery already! It makes my face feel weird.)
|| × I need/want money right now. (Not entirely solvent, but slowly getting less dirt poor.)
|✓ I love sushi. (I hate food. & maybe love is a strong word, but sushi is an exception. Yay textures.)
||✓ I talk really, really fast. (I guess sometimes?)
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning. (No you don't! Nobody does!)
| × I have long hair. (I did during an ill-advised stint in High School.)
||✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Aka I've been to Lost Vegas.)
||✓ I have at least one sibling.
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
||✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I am dodging your call right now!)
|✓ I like the way that I look. (I mean, as a archetype? Aces.)
||✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
|| × I am usually pessimistic. (No way! I'm the optimist always dissapointed in everything.)
| × I have a lot of mood swings. (Only when I'm bored.)
|| × I think prostitution should be legalized. (This is tricky, but I think the negatives probably outweigh the decriminalization of sex.)
|| × I slept with a roommate.
| × I have a hidden talent.
||✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
||✓ I have a lot of friends.
|✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
||✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (Mostly when walking somewhere.)
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
| × I love to shop and/or window shop.
||✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (If by obsessed you mean a user.)
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Embarrassed isn't the right word at all.)
|✓ I have a mobile phone. (Who made this quiz, Archimedes? Who DOESN'T have one?)
||✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I've rejected someone before. (I miss those days!)
|✓ I currently like/love someone. (Oh sigh, flutter, swoon.)
|| × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Who cares what life brings, as long as it nears Armageddon.)
||✓ I want to have children in the future. (We even have a time-table!)
|✓ I have changed a diaper before.
|| × I've called the cops on a friend before.
|| × I'm not allergic to anything. (Dust-mites.)
|✓ I have a lot to learn. (Um, because there is a lot to know?)
|| × I am shy around the opposite sex.
|| × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Used to be, but now I share.)
|✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
| × I own the "South Park" movie. (I do like it though.)
||✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (You mean "fucked off on the internet.")
||✓ I enjoy some country music. (Cash!)
| × I would die for my best friends. (I would KILL...)
|| × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Obsessive, sure.)
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (I wish.)
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (No, candy is gross.)
|| × I have dated a close friend's ex.
|| × I am happy at this moment. (Happy? I think I maybe don't understand?)
| × I'm obsessed with guys.
|| × Democrat. (Fuck a two party system. Also, what a flawed premise for a government in the first place!)
|| × Republican. (Fuck a two party system. Also, what a flawed premise for a government in the first place!)
| × I don't even know what I am. (Oh, I know, but you don't.)
|| × I am punk rockish.
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
|✓ I study for tests most of the time. (No, I was too smart for my own good & developed bad habits. Fuck you Mrs. Emerson & Mrs. Whoever You Were for not letting me skip grades!)
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (What the....fuck?)
|| × I can work on a car.
|✓ I love my job(s). (Love is a strong word, but I like my job.)
|| × I am comfortable with who I am right now.
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Fucking hippy.)
||✓ I have jumped off a bridge.
|| × I love sea turtles. (Eh, they're okay?)
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (65,000,000 years in the making.)
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
| × I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state.
|| × I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro. (Everybody likes fire. Real pyros have commited criminal acts of arson. While I may have done some illegal things with fire in my youth, it was all fairly harmless.)
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much. (I just skip to the throwing up.)
||✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
| × I fall for the worst people.
|| × I adore bright colours. (Black!)
|| × I usually like covers better than originals. (Who the fuck says yes to this?)
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Bennigan's 440 represent!)
|| × I can pick up things with my toes.
|| × I can't whistle. (Yes I can!)
|✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (How are ridden & owned the same here? I've ridden.)
|| × I still have every journal I've ever written in.
|| × I talk in my sleep.
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Further off than THAT.)
||✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
|| × I wear a toe ring. (You fucking fuck!)
| × I have a tattoo. (No, but I consider one occasionally.)
|| × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Not any more!)
|| × I am a caffeine junkie.
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Be ashamed, trash-bug!)
||✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. ("at least one." Hahahaha.)
|| × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
|✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. ("at least one." Hahahaha.)
|| × I'm an artist.
|| × I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
|| × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
|| × I have terrible teeth. (Just a lot of cavaties.)
| × I hate my toes.
|| × I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Fuck taggers.)
||✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Well, the internet is big. Do people who still live in Ohio count? Does someone I know who then moved become an internet friend?)
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Just Ohio & New York.)
|| × I am extremely flexible. (I'm pretty flexible. I'd say I have a high standard of "extremely.")
|| × I love hugs more than kisses. (...the fuck.)
| × I want to own my own business.
|| × I smoke. (Only on occasion.)
|| × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
|| × Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
||✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (You betcher ass.)
|✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
|| × I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I can't get enough of it!)
||✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
|✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
|| × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Fuck professional help!)
|| × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Nihilism.)
|✓ I can't stand being alone. (Abandonment complex.)
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (...seriously, what the fuck?)
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
||✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
||✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
| × I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (He did! I made it happen.)
|| × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
| × I am a Libertarian. (I'm either a post-apocalyptic one, or a post-human fascist. Mostly the latter.)
|| × I can speak more than one language. (I can barely remember my Nihongo.)
|| × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I don't like sleeping.)
| × I would rather read than watch TV. (Apples & Oranges.)
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction. ("Fact." You jokers you!)
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Duh?)
| × I have no piercings.
||✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Mostly during travel.)
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (A good question at last!)
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (I spent Xmases alone because I want to.)
|| × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Hahahahahaha.)
|| × I like most animals better than most people. (People are the best kind of animal.)
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles.
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Fatty!)
||✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Hahahaha true!)
| × I am compulsively honest.
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (Didn't we already have a question like this?)
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
|| × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Used to, but now I have a girlfriend to look out for me.)
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
|| × I dislike milk. (Milk is good!)
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
| × I always carry something significant around with me.
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
||✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Lucky!)
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Not annoyed...amused!)
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
||✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
|✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I guess?)
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
||✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Still rocking it!)
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
||✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I'm the DM every other sunday.)
|| × I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
|| × I have a custom-built computer.
|| × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Nothing is 0% for me!)
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (.....?)
||✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
|| × I've performed in three plays. (Not yet, but working up there- "Jungle Woman of the Jungle" coming late August!)
|✓ I enjoy burritos.
||✓ I'm Irish and loving it.
|| × I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
|| × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Fuck sleeping.)
|| × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
| × I need more time to myself.
|| × I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
| × I download songs from the internet. (Oh crap a trick legal question!)
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (?)
||✓ I say random things to freak people out.
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (?)
||✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (You are still alone when there is music!)
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Sports are fun to play sometimes though.)
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Seriously, I can't believe I'm doing it.)
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Awww....)
|| × I can only hate someone that I love. (I can hate anybody.)
||✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (It's called a Black Eye.)