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Troglodyte Throwback!

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now.  (I miss a lot of people all of the time, & a lot of things not people all of the time.) × I don't watch much TV these days.  (I watch a lot of great television, & too much crap as well.) I own lots of books.  (Fucking right.)
I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games.  (ICO & Shadow of the Collosus & Metal Gear 3 most recently.) I've tried marijuana.  (I hadn't for a long time, then on a whim...)
I've watched porn movies. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (Not so much the pscyho-ex as the legendary EVIL ex.) × I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (Deception & deceit win the day!)
I curse sometimes.  (Evil spells are my specialty!) × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (Never, not really, except as transcribed within a finite arc.) × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (I used to, man did I ever used to. Now with random subway searches, I've had to stop.)
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× I have broken someone's bones(Maybe a nose?) × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. × I hate the rain(Samurai proverb: rain is only a problem if you mind getting wet.)
I'm paranoid at times. × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (I got plastic surgery already! It makes my face feel weird.) × I need/want money right now.  (Not entirely solvent, but slowly getting less dirt poor.)
I love sushi.  (I hate food. & maybe love is a strong word, but sushi is an exception. Yay textures.) I talk really, really fast.  (I guess sometimes?) × I have fresh breath in the morning.  (No you don't! Nobody does!)
× I have long hair(I did during an ill-advised stint in High School.) I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (Aka I've been to Lost Vegas.) I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (I am dodging your call right now!)
I like the way that I look.  (I mean, as a archetype? Aces.) I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. × I am usually pessimistic(No way! I'm the optimist always dissapointed in everything.)
× I have a lot of mood swings(Only when I'm bored.) × I think prostitution should be legalized.  (This is tricky, but I think the negatives probably outweigh the decriminalization of sex.) × I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. I have a lot of friends.
I have pecked someone of the same sex. I enjoy talking on the phone.   (Mostly when walking somewhere.) × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop. I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.  (If by obsessed you mean a user.) × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother(Embarrassed isn't the right word at all.)
I have a mobile phone.  (Who made this quiz, Archimedes? Who DOESN'T have one?) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I've rejected someone before.  (I miss those days!)
I currently like/love someone.  (Oh sigh, flutter, swoon.) × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (Who cares what life brings, as long as it nears Armageddon.) I want to have children in the future.  (We even have a time-table!)
I have changed a diaper before. × I've called the cops on a friend before. × I'm not allergic to anything.  (Dust-mites.)
I have a lot to learn.  (Um, because there is a lot to know?) × I am shy around the opposite sex. × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.  (Used to be, but now I share.)
I have at least 5 away messages saved. I have tried alcohol or drugs before. × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.  (I do like it though.) I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.  (You mean "fucked off on the internet.") I enjoy some country music.  (Cash!)
× I would die for my best friends(I would KILL...) × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist(Obsessive, sure.) × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (I wish.)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (No, candy is gross.) × I have dated a close friend's ex. × I am happy at this moment.  (Happy? I think I maybe don't understand?)
× I'm obsessed with guys. × Democrat(Fuck a two party system. Also, what a flawed premise for a government in the first place!) × Republican(Fuck a two party system. Also, what a flawed premise for a government in the first place!)
× I don't even know what I am(Oh, I know, but you don't.) × I am punk rockish. × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time.  (No, I was too smart for my own good & developed bad habits. Fuck you Mrs. Emerson & Mrs. Whoever You Were for not letting me skip grades!) × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.  (What the....fuck?) × I can work on a car.
I love my job(s).  (Love is a strong word, but I like my job.) × I am comfortable with who I am right now. × I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.  (Fucking hippy.) I have jumped off a bridge. × I love sea turtles(Eh, they're okay?)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (65,000,000 years in the making.) × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. × I went to college out of state. × I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.   (Everybody likes fire. Real pyros have commited criminal acts of arson. While I may have done some illegal things with fire in my youth, it was all fairly harmless.) × I have thrown up from crying too much.  (I just skip to the throwing up.) I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people. × I adore bright colours(Black!) × I usually like covers better than originals.   (Who the fuck says yes to this?)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays(Bennigan's 440 represent!) × I can pick up things with my toes. × I can't whistle(Yes I can!)
I have ridden/owned a horse.  (How are ridden & owned the same here? I've ridden.) × I still have every journal I've ever written in. × I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century(Further off than THAT.) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. × I wear a toe ring(You fucking fuck!)
× I have a tattoo(No, but I consider one occasionally.) × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (Not any more!) × I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.  (Be ashamed, trash-bug!) If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.  ("at least one." Hahahaha.) × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.  ("at least one." Hahahaha.) × I'm an artist. × I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. × I have terrible teeth(Just a lot of cavaties.)
× I hate my toes. × I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (Fuck taggers.) I have more friends on the internet than in real life.  (Well, the internet is big. Do people who still live in Ohio count? Does someone I know who then moved become an internet friend?)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries(Just Ohio & New York.) × I am extremely flexible(I'm pretty flexible. I'd say I have a high standard of "extremely.") × I love hugs more than kisses(...the fuck.)
× I want to own my own business. × I smoke(Only on occasion.) × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
Nobody has ever said I'm normal. × Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (You betcher ass.)
I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. × I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (I can't get enough of it!) I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
I have played strip poker with someone else before. × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.  (Fuck professional help!) × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (Nihilism.)
I can't stand being alone.  (Abandonment complex.) I have at least one obsession at any given time. × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.  (...seriously, what the fuck?)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. I'm a judgmental asshole. I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent. × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (He did! I made it happen.) × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian(I'm either a post-apocalyptic one, or a post-human fascist. Mostly the latter.) × I can speak more than one language(I can barely remember my Nihongo.) × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (I don't like sleeping.)
× I would rather read than watch TV.  (Apples & Oranges.) × I like reading fact more than fiction.  ("Fact." You jokers you!) I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (Duh?)
× I have no piercings. I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (Mostly during travel.) × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.  (A good question at last!)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.  (I spent Xmases alone because I want to.) × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.  (Hahahahahaha.) × I like most animals better than most people.  (People are the best kind of animal.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.  (Fatty!) I have hit someone with a dead fish.  (Hahahaha true!)
× I am compulsively honest. × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex(Didn't we already have a question like this?) × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (Used to, but now I have a girlfriend to look out for me.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. × I dislike milk(Milk is good!) × I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me. × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.  (Lucky!) × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (Not annoyed...amused!) × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. × I don't like to chew gum.
I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.  (I guess?) × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.  (Still rocking it!)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (I'm the DM every other sunday.) × I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. × I have a custom-built computer. × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.  (Nothing is 0% for me!)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (.....?) I've gone skinny-dipping. × I've performed in three plays(Not yet, but working up there- "Jungle Woman of the Jungle" coming late August!)
I enjoy burritos. I'm Irish and loving it. × I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.  (Fuck sleeping.) × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself. × I wish I was more open-minded. × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.  (Oh crap a trick legal question!) × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.  (?) I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note(?) I love playing Truth or Dare. × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.  (You are still alone when there is music!) × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.  (Sports are fun to play sometimes though.) I think this survey is particularly long.  (Seriously, I can't believe I'm doing it.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (Awww....) × I can only hate someone that I love.  (I can hate anybody.) I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.  (It's called a Black Eye.)
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