I've got a little hole under my desk here at work, alright? It isn't big, maybe just big enough to fit my upper torso in, but I've been working on it. I figure once I work through all the concrete & get to the cave complex underneath, I'll be sitting pretty. See, I've been down there. You have to cut through the McDonald's kitchen to get there, & then hold your nose while you go into the Pee Room, but from there, once you get into the Space under there, you are home free. We were thinking, my mates & me, that it is some part of the foundation of the great big skyscraper that used to stand down here in Flatbush. There used to be this big terminal, sort of acting as a junction point for all the trollies & subterranean trains, & what have you. The whole operation was working out of the Junction Minaret, which was, for a time while the Empire State Building was being constructed, the tallest building in the Five Boroughs. Anyhow, they brought it down a long time ago, but I'm guessing with all the different stations & holding areas underground that the Junction had, they couldn't collapse all of them. Or maybe they did, & the rubble shifted, or whatever. Either way, to my luck there is a nice, cool spelunker's paradise at my feet, if I can dig access to it. I'll keep elixers & potions down there, of the brewed variety, if you feel me, & sneak off for a quick knacker whenever the mood strikes me. I am a genius of the evil sort.