hey, did you know that merlin's mother was a virgin? she was impregnated by a demon! it was all a great big chance for the end of the world. he was going to be the antichrist, which would have been pretty amazing. but alas. then a bunch of french people thought napolean was the antichrist, but they were wrong. sorry nostradamus! you old bat-cake. after that, a bunch of russian people thought rasputin was the antichrist, which might kind of been right. but probably more like the anti-john the baptist. he would've been a great anti-moses, but he didn't write enough. this has been an educational announcement brought to you by big mordicai chimes. you didn't think you'd really escaped, did you number six?