mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
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so you know how corn has little demons inside of it? you've got to have heard by now. & when you make them hot, they get all angry & explode out to try to kill you or whatever. which is why corn pops. well it turns out that those little devils are really spiteful when my hallowed presence gets involved. seriously! in the past week i've burned, what, three bags of popcorn & three tamales. how the fuck do you burn tamales? don't ask me! other than, i guess, pissing off the demons that live inside corn. it is the only scientific explanation i can come up with. although i guess this weird tea i'm drinking also has popcorn in it? but that was made by jenny, which explains why it came out fine.
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