mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli

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a man in a far off country told me a story, telepathically, about the loneliest train in the world. so i got on board & we've been going clickity-clack along these dark tracks ever since. so my story here is sparse, & moth-eaten by the drunken half-sleep that long travel engenders. all women encountered are spiders, killers, their beds covered in widow's weeds to keep the mosquitos at bay. all the children slip through the cars like silver minnows, off on the grand adventures of their lives, that all others are by requirement excluded from. one of the cars is done up like a church, another filled with ancient wwii veterns who mumble about revenge. instead of conductors the train has nurses who go up & down the aisles with drink carts. the man sitting next to me turns & asks "i have heard rumors that i am being tortured to death in the future. do you have any corroborating intelligence?" & i tell him no. he has a gold chain streatching between his pocket & the third button of his vest. i am fairly certain that his watch is a time travelling watch. it doesn't matter. i am taking this train to my home in the belly of a giant whale. its ribs are my walls & spine my ceiling. there i am safe from divine providence, there i can plot my war against the throne.

last night i drank on the rooftop until i vanished into thin air (unsuccessfully).

1.~How did you meet illscientist? some crazy internet girl kidnapped me & took me to im's place in jersey!
2.~What would you do if you had never met amsel? have worse memories of minnisota!
3.~What do you honestly think of vistcoatis? i think maybe i've known him longer than everyone else?
4.~Would or did pilesofyogurt and pivovision go out? i don't exactly know, but it would be frickin' hot.
5.~Have you ever liked evilwoods? "liked" like? no, but i sure like her!
6.~If sin died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? you're watching me, but i'm watching you.
7.~Would grayslayer and gravy_puddles make a good couple? well, there is a certain chance of it. but the flavor of metal that each of them are, well. it isn't neccisarily compatible.
8.~Describe ranai in 3 words: dramalicious, spitfire, wtf.
9.~Do you think inktea is hot? too hot to handle, too cold to scold.
10.~Would sin and crosssnail make a lovely couple? absolutely lovely, but it would all end in tears, since i'd have to get my kill on.
11.~What do you think of when you see pivovision? i only saw her the once, but the word was "winsome."
12.~Tell me something humiliating about gravy_puddles: she works with puppets!
13.~Do you know any of astrad's family members? not as such, no. i've called her parent's place, though!
14.~What's pilesofyogurt's favorite color? skeleton. or tiny. or "boot."
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is larrondo? "cute?" in terms of internet persona, a 20.
16.~What would you do if primroseport just professed their undying love for you? hasn't he, like, 1000 times?
17.~What language does pilesofyogurt speak? a dialect of gibbon.
18.~Who is fordmadoxmp3 going out with? internet girls.
19.~Is pilesofyogurt a boy or a girl? a girl.
20.~Would littlewashu and primroseport make a good couple? you know, i don't know. i can't imagine they'd make a bad one, but mostly since neither is a big enough mess.
21.~Who do you think scythrop would be great with from this list? oh man, anybody; i mean, anybody.
22.~When was the last time you talked to inktea? a week ago? i guess?
23.~What is evilwoods's favorite band? evil woods knows more about music than me; favorite? i don't know. i could list bands she likes...
24.~Does grayslayer have any siblings? BE MY BROTHER OR DIE!
25.~Would you ever date astrad? hahahahahahahahha man, no.
26.~Would you ever date ranai? oh, sure. she's totally hot, & likes comic books.
27.~Is scythrop single? very much no. but that shouldn't get in the way of your crush.
28.~What is pilesofyogurt's last name? freeman (macgregor)
29.~What is littlewashu's middle name? um. anne. i am going to go with anne.
30~What is vistcoatis's fantasy? building a spaceship powered by fat people. on fire.
31.~Where does pilesofyogurt live? in the woods, in washington. i mean, deep in the woods.
32.~Would you make out with illscientist? hahaha. i guess i would theoretically, but with no real gusto behind it. sorry!
33.~Are amsel and astrad best friends? i don't think they are aware of each other, weirdo.
34.~Does ranai like pilesofyogurt? i don't think they are aware of each other. maybe they'd be pals?
35.~How did you meet littlewashu? yeah wait, how did that happen. was that the time we all wandered around drunk after the hat? & maybe she & jenny bonded?
36.~Is inktea older than you? i don't think so. i'm guessing no. i think she's a year younger?
37.~Is crosssnail the sexiest person alive? YES. this is the right question to end this thing on. she's some kind of sex phenom. i'm in this perpetual torment!

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