mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli

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a fact about when i killed tiamat.

1) i did not use a spear, as is popularly reported. though the invention of the sword is typically attributed to azazel, i in fact had invented one long before azazel introduced them to mankind. so i was using my sword, but chroniclers were too confused to think of it as anything except a really great spear. when i cut tiamat in two & made the oceans from one half & the sky from the other, i stood over her body & said "snicker-snack, bitch!" which is how the vorpal sword was invented. like i said, it was a really great sword.

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