i think she needs to sleep more. the worst is poor jenny! in the bathroom now, she leaves for work in fifteen minutes! but such is her lot in life. she is lovely & fantastic, but sadly, she came too late! i'm not being very good at linear story-telling just now, am i? i sort of just woke up myself! i have to keep breathing in deep, or else my gag reflex starts kicking in. yep, it is the morning! but last night! well, ekat came over after her "session," & we went to sushi, as is out wont. she kept saying i was being quiet & sinister! so i started sureptitiously sending her text messages about ruin & guns! problem solved! from there, it was a simple matter of getting vodka, & a lime. we already had tonic! muah-ha-ha! then zim, then we ran out of tonic & ice, so we bought more! even more! then katja told me how jeffrey was somehow snobbish about my neighborhood! he said "do you really want to live in the suburbs? can you even see manhattan from there?" the joke is on you, jeffrey! i'm kidnapping your wife! so finally my stoned little jenny came home. what a goof-ball! i'd been keeping my fingers double crossed that she'd be home soon for about 100 hours. as you can see, my finger-crossing is not strong!
oh my! ekatarina is awake! we are all awake! this is disgusting! fuck! get the proton torpedos! you & the naboo form a symbiotic circle! battten down the hatches! today is destined to be a record breaking heat-wave! they say it is a solar flare generated by 1000 tons of space-uranium which has been flung into the sun by an unholy ghostieship! weaponized solar activity! but i think the government is lying. i think that the rising temperatures is a sign of...um...a cosmic um...soda jerk! oh man what the fuck! i'm going to go to work & be miserable! weaponized employment! jenny is wearing a see through top! i like her. she's a munchkin! she has fangs the size of a buick! american & proud of it! oh shit i'm a-wobble. this whole forest primeval is about to SURGE forth into the world, awakening the places of old magic! beware! there are supernatural forces afoot, watson!