Music:crown me king- j.r.r. tolkien beats up soccer hooligans
the umbral radish (you know whats even crazier? beets!)
i wish i could find my nazgûl cape. i feel like maybe i brought it, but that could totally be wrong. didn't i used to hang it on a hanger on my jungle-gym closet thingy? i can't find it; i looked really hard on halloween, too. maybe it is still in ohio, with my sword & my cape & my gun. shit, fucking ohio has all my good stuff. i want to have my ringwraith stuff. then i'll climb to the top of the empire state building i guess, & proclaim my wicked intent. gosh golly i want my terrible cape! then i'd make a million dollars in TERROR. man you see how scary i am with that thing on! like the witch king came on down to reno to shoot a fool. also, maybe i want my bow, too, so i can be all morgul-arrow. crap, nazgûl would be so much cooler if they'd never been people. at least they were numenorean. that is the least lame kind of human, the kind from atlantis (also, the alien hybrids are not totally lame). SO: nazgûl cape, 12 gauge shotgun, cut-&-thrust sword, compound bow. that is my wishlist from ohio. please deliver. or: napalm. & also punching.