mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli
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“So, here's the thing about...television. You could turn on the TV...and...Fear Factor might be on. And they're eating fucking...ughh...fat glands and...like, salmon. What, uh, what's the fancy word for fish semen? Aww, there's a fancy word for it, I can't remember what it is off the top of my head. But they're eating all kinds of disgusting-ass shit. [vexed] What's the fancy word for fish semen? G-- I, uh, whatever. So you, you know, you're a little bit in your cups, maybe you, maybe you've drank too much and all of a sudden you're just watching these people throw up, which is never inducive [sic] to not...being uncomfortably thinking about throwing up. Not that...I'm too much in my cups. I hung out with... Well... let's see, I left home... Well, first off... Let's start my day. My day: I wake up, I tool around the house for a while. Ummm... I order [unintelligible] from the Peruvian joint and...instead of having fucking yams on it, as it's supposed to, it has fucking onions on it, which is BULLSHIT. So I eat it anyhow, cuz...whatever. Um... But that's...as I said...bullshit. Snook G and I'm from the C G and don't you forget it. There's...oh that 'Save the Last Dance' was on. Uh... coochie kook [?]...I have the... close caption on, which makes television much funnier. Um... And what's her name...that chick who's in 'Ten Things I Hate About You'. She's...eh...I guess you're supposed to hate her but I don't. Um... Wait... What...what was I...? Oh, okay, so then from there I had...a meet-up with Victoria and we had some lunch. And then... I met up with Andrew and we did some, well, Andrew can't drink because he just got surgery on his face, which, right, a pretty good club to be into. Um. Carla came home and we hung out for a while...aaand...is that actually? Is that actually? I--I can't tell if what's-her-name from Ten Things I Hate About You is...actually doing these stunts I'm just curious to figure it out. Umm. [pause] Yeah, whatever. [pause] Whatever.”

Transcribed by: fordmadoxfraud
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