mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli
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i figured out why i would smell like i was getting sick in the morning. the air in the apartment is very dry, & overnight it dries out my mucous membranes & gives me a small bloody nose. the blood clots before it even has a chance to trickle out of my nostril, & then heals under the clot. in the morning i smell like a fresh scab- you know the smell i mean. the smell of sickness. when i blow my nose i loose a bloody booger & forget about it; then the whole thing happens again the next night.

this is a list of the presents i got jenny:
a flask
a bugs t-shirt with a little plastic frog
a cocktail shaker
a gift certificate to the build-a-bear workshop
a chinese good luck frog
a tea pot & tea cups
the one ring zero cd, as smart as we are
smelly potpourii tarts for the tart burner
korean jacks
a sex toy
the movie what about bob
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